O.M.G. I mean it. O-freaking-M-freaking-G!!! I need your help, big time! We MUST find this TPE!!! This is NOT a PR Stunt (though, I wouldn't put that past me).

Here's the quick 411. I did a presentation at Emerson (in Boston) just a few days back and just as I was walking out, an attendee named James grabbed my shoulder. He said he needed a minute to share a bizarre story. What James explained is as follows:
FACT 1: James was traveling a while back (not exactly sure where it was) and at one point got on bus.
KINDA POINTLESS FACT 2: A few other people on the bus where standing.
FACT 3: As the driver started cruising down the road, he looked back at James and asked the obligatory where are you from and what do you do?
FACT 4: James answered that he is currently traveling and is an entrepreneur.
CRITICAL FACT 5: The bus driver stopped the bus immediately (think screeching tires and falling passengers -- makes the "kinda pointless fact 2" make a point) and said something to the effect that James MUST become a TPE. The bus driver explained how there is this "crazy movement going on," and talked about all the people launching businesses TPE style.
Holy shit!!! We need to find this man. I MUST speak with him.
But I have a BIG problem, all I know is that he is somewhere in North America and that he is driving a bus (dangerously, I might add).
PLEASE HELP: Have you met this hero of the highway? Do you know any details about him? I am looking specifically for him, not someone "like" him or another TPE that fly planes or something. I need to speak with this person specifically. So, if you know any details or heard about this TPE evangelist, please email me ASAP at Wanted@ToiletPaperEntrepreneur.com
Thanks! We will find our mystery TPE. We will find him!!!
A Desperate Request From Mike Michalowicz, Author of The Toilet Paper Entrepreneur



